This is a rant, nothing more and nothing less. Couldn't care if you get offended, because hit dogs will holler.
I hate hypocrisy, almost more than anything else. I know I've been hypocritical before, but I'm human, therefor fallible. But those who are constantly hypocritical can lick my ass. How are you going to say one thing and do another? Do you really expect to enforce rules when you can't or won't follow them yourself? Who the fuck do you think you are? The only thing that make the hypocrisy worse is when it's coupled with blatant stupidity. With that comes retardedly stupid ideas and rules, and then you try to enforce these asinine concepts? Well fuck me, I didn't realize that you had to give up chunks of your intelligence to get ahead in this world. When did common sense become an endangered commodity?
And speaking of stupendously idiotic fucktards, I don't give a flying rat's ass if you have a college degree. If what I've seen is any indication, all you need for a degree is a shit ton of money and the ability to breathe and walk at the same time. You might have a degree, but I've been in the army twice as long as you, and I'm more intelligent when I'm passed out drunk than you are on your best day. And learn to use a fucking computer, for the love of God. I mean, it's not fucking rocket science.
User: "I need your help. No one can help me but you, even though I have a college degree and your just an enlisted man. My printer won't print. And my mailbox on Outlook says it full. I need you to come fix this, because I have to send a report to a person in the next office over."
Me: "Well, Sir, first, try turning the printer on. Then, take some of the hundreds of emails you have that you've decided to collect, and get rid of the ones you don't fucking need. All in all though, Sir, it is probably a short in the biological interface. The only fix for that is to remove your head from your ass."
Seriously, this is the kind of shit I deal with. Sometimes I wonder if I've wasted the last ten years of my life. This system is broken. Ass-hats focusing on the stupid, trivial bullshit that makes everyone but themselves miserable, with no regard on to how this affects people. And then ignoring their own decrees because they can't be bothered. I got my military license suspended because I forgot to carry it with me, and ended up going through a traffic check point. The lazy ass MP's, instead of actually finding people who are violating the traffic rules (in which I've witnessed them break every traffic rule we have), set up a FUCKING CHECKPOINT to check people's licenses. I mean, fuck, I understand you have a quota to fill, but shouldn't they feel a little guilty for cheating? And yes, I fucked up by driving without my license. I accepted my ticket with humility and grace. The MP's aren't the ones who suspended my license. My fucking CoC did. I wish I could walk up to half of them and ask to see their license. 10:1 that most of them don't have it on them. But then that would point out their hypocrisy. God forbid fact and logic get involved with any government agency.
I'm tired, and burnt out, and starting to wonder why I here. And everyone wonders why I'm hell bent on getting out. I'd rather go back to slinging a jack hammer than keep this shit up. Everyone says that it's no better in the civilian world, but here's the difference; I can walk away from a job in the civilian world. If I tried that here, it's called desertion. That's jail time. And I if I went off at a civilian superior, I'd get reprimanded, possibly fired. If I do that here, I get reprimanded and fined and take a pay cut. And if I do it loud and uncouth enough, I could still get jail time. I'm forced to obey orders from people who shouldn't have made it to adulthood. This is what happens when you violate the laws of nature. If you don't stop fucking with the law of natural selection, THE FUCKING IDIOTS END UP IN CHARGE! Stop coddling these mentally deficient ass clowns. They're only dragging us down. And getting college degrees, apparently.
I'm done.
I hate hypocrisy, almost more than anything else. I know I've been hypocritical before, but I'm human, therefor fallible. But those who are constantly hypocritical can lick my ass. How are you going to say one thing and do another? Do you really expect to enforce rules when you can't or won't follow them yourself? Who the fuck do you think you are? The only thing that make the hypocrisy worse is when it's coupled with blatant stupidity. With that comes retardedly stupid ideas and rules, and then you try to enforce these asinine concepts? Well fuck me, I didn't realize that you had to give up chunks of your intelligence to get ahead in this world. When did common sense become an endangered commodity?
And speaking of stupendously idiotic fucktards, I don't give a flying rat's ass if you have a college degree. If what I've seen is any indication, all you need for a degree is a shit ton of money and the ability to breathe and walk at the same time. You might have a degree, but I've been in the army twice as long as you, and I'm more intelligent when I'm passed out drunk than you are on your best day. And learn to use a fucking computer, for the love of God. I mean, it's not fucking rocket science.
User: "I need your help. No one can help me but you, even though I have a college degree and your just an enlisted man. My printer won't print. And my mailbox on Outlook says it full. I need you to come fix this, because I have to send a report to a person in the next office over."
Me: "Well, Sir, first, try turning the printer on. Then, take some of the hundreds of emails you have that you've decided to collect, and get rid of the ones you don't fucking need. All in all though, Sir, it is probably a short in the biological interface. The only fix for that is to remove your head from your ass."
Seriously, this is the kind of shit I deal with. Sometimes I wonder if I've wasted the last ten years of my life. This system is broken. Ass-hats focusing on the stupid, trivial bullshit that makes everyone but themselves miserable, with no regard on to how this affects people. And then ignoring their own decrees because they can't be bothered. I got my military license suspended because I forgot to carry it with me, and ended up going through a traffic check point. The lazy ass MP's, instead of actually finding people who are violating the traffic rules (in which I've witnessed them break every traffic rule we have), set up a FUCKING CHECKPOINT to check people's licenses. I mean, fuck, I understand you have a quota to fill, but shouldn't they feel a little guilty for cheating? And yes, I fucked up by driving without my license. I accepted my ticket with humility and grace. The MP's aren't the ones who suspended my license. My fucking CoC did. I wish I could walk up to half of them and ask to see their license. 10:1 that most of them don't have it on them. But then that would point out their hypocrisy. God forbid fact and logic get involved with any government agency.
I'm tired, and burnt out, and starting to wonder why I here. And everyone wonders why I'm hell bent on getting out. I'd rather go back to slinging a jack hammer than keep this shit up. Everyone says that it's no better in the civilian world, but here's the difference; I can walk away from a job in the civilian world. If I tried that here, it's called desertion. That's jail time. And I if I went off at a civilian superior, I'd get reprimanded, possibly fired. If I do that here, I get reprimanded and fined and take a pay cut. And if I do it loud and uncouth enough, I could still get jail time. I'm forced to obey orders from people who shouldn't have made it to adulthood. This is what happens when you violate the laws of nature. If you don't stop fucking with the law of natural selection, THE FUCKING IDIOTS END UP IN CHARGE! Stop coddling these mentally deficient ass clowns. They're only dragging us down. And getting college degrees, apparently.
I'm done.
